The hospital is filled with women. Young, nubile candy-stripers. Twenty-somethings, fresh out of nursing school. Cougar divorcees that just want something that doesn't run on batteries. It's a veritable cornucopia of poontang. Just having a (relatively) disease-free penis puts you in the running to ...
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Sometimes music gives us the opportunity to mentally disappear from our current situation. Sometimes it facilitates our desires to hurl ourselves into a drug induced bender. And then there are those songs that, for years on end, you sing but never REALLY analyze the words. Until now.
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. . . or the Next Day Have you ever wondered how cool you'd be if you never goofed off and really applied yourself, 24-7 as the kids say? I wonder if it is even possible for me to go on an all-out sprint in everything that I should be doing: working, studying, eating well, working out, cl...
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If sex with one person is fun then sex with many people must be really fun, right? Wrong. Orgies are a safety nightmare. I wish I had a nickel for every time I've opened the newspaper and read about some strung-out runaway losing an eye in a group sex mishap. It's not all fun and games after all.Ey...
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I consider myself a bit of an onomastician (look it up, dumbassâ€"and no, it's nothing sexual). Names have always intrigued me in some fashion, for better or for worse, and name sociology is one of my many hobbies, along with amateur rhinoplasty, writing for half-assed webzines, and putt...
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(based on a true story) Found on the bulletin board near the mailbox in my building. (Our thoughts in parenthesis.) Items for Sale Complete Idiot's Guide to a Second Divorce. $4 (Not only did you sleep with the ugliest woman at work, you got caught doing it...
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Every other Friday Chad Zumock and M. Thomas L. recount the dark details of a true story told to them involving the real life struggle for survival between Michael Knight and Paul Kersey.
